Join The Army

$0 - $5 - Mosquito Wing Private

(What's Your Warrior? For the 2021 Woke Army)

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$6 - $25 Private 1st Class

(Army Strong)

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$26 - $99 Specialist / Corporal

(Be All You Can Be)

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Sergeant $100 - $174

(Army of One)

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Staff Sargent $175 - $799

(Killing the Enemy and Breaking their Toys)

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Sargent 1st Class  $800 - $1999

(Leading The Fight)

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1st Sargent $2000 - $3999

(Killing Machine)

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Sargent Major $4000 - $9599

(Taking Down Skynet)

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Command Sergeant Major $9600 + 

(Patton - killing Comie Pinkos Before Breakfast)

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Sargent Major of the Army

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