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HELP POKE THE BEAR
Join The Army
$0 - $5 - Mosquito Wing Private
(What's Your Warrior? For the 2021 Woke Army)
$6 - $25 Private 1st Class
(Army Strong)
$26 - $99 Specialist / Corporal
(Be All You Can Be)
Sergeant $100 - $174
(Army of One)
Staff Sargent $175 - $799
(Killing the Enemy and Breaking their Toys)
Sargent 1st Class $800 - $1999
(Leading The Fight)
1st Sargent $2000 - $3999
(Killing Machine)
Sargent Major $4000 - $9599
(Taking Down Skynet)
Command Sergeant Major $9600 +
(Patton - killing Comie Pinkos Before Breakfast)
Sargent Major of the Army










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